riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

glassbonespaperskin:

aww♥

(Source: smileulz)

icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

(Source: leoonemoretime)

dreambeam:

Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation. 

but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher

(Source: morgrana)

(Source: s-o-u-n-d-s-of-silence)

You have
my heart.
And I could
analyze
that —
but I
won’t.
For it
stands
so
unbearably
complete
on
its own.

Frida Kahlo, from The Diary Of Frida Kahlo: An Intimate Self-Portrait (via violentwavesofemotion) —

elegantpaws:

GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE

• “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
• “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
• “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
• “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
• “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel” 

(Source: empirestatebuilding)

#says the madman to his box

(Source: mareluna3001)